Monday was gorgeous, so we started off the day at the Jardin des Plantes (which seems a bit redundant, don't you think?).







Hotel for bees - les abeilles sauvages

The stegosaurus in front of the natural history museum - this one was for Charlie!

From there, we began a tour of notable houses of worship with the central mosque.







From there we went on to Notre Dame . . .
Love locks on the Pont de l'Archevêché 



Note the finger


All this walking then culminated in an eating extravaganza, which we kicked off with crepes. And thus began the embarrassing skirt chronicles. I managed to drip crepe juice all over my skirt, bringing my outfit down to hobo status. But we soldiered on, and while heading down Boulevard Saint-Germain, I walked over one of those air vent/grate thingies and the grease-stained skirt flew over my head. On the Bl St-Germain. In front of hoards of people. Only chocolate could tend my wounds.

Clockwise from the top left: Lemon-basil, pistachio, hazelnut praline, jasmine tea

The chocolate was a perfect appetizer for macarons from Pierre Hermé (left to right - rose, chocolate, coffee, caramel, black currant, vanilla, passion fruit)

And then I nearly peed my skirt laughing over this unfortunate English mangling by the French fast food chain, Quick. Hard Pepper? Seriously?

And then it got even better, as Hard Pepper stepped into the ring with its menu rival, Strong Bacon. Sweet mama pajama! Maybe I could get a job in France helping with these translational snafus?