Halloween, Family Planning Style

My co-workers and I spent the better part of this week honing our family planning-themed Fall Fest costumes.

My boss = Crownover the Contraceptor (a take-off on Bob the Builder)
Our family planning nurse consultant = The Contraceptive Queen
And I suppose I am a cautionary tale for what happens when you don't contracept carefully!



Note the toolbelt filled with various birth control methods, which we found in a random cabinet in the conference room. Some of these were from 1974!




In addition to Cheryl's CopperT IUD scepter, she also sported these lovely IUD earrings:

State Fair

My folks came up this weekend, originally to help us move back into the house, but since that plan got de-railed we opted for funnel cakes, overpriced rides and all the livestock you can stand at the State Fair.

With me being pregnant and Opu and Daddy being so tall, Omi gladly took on ride-along patrol. Charlie's favorite ride was the Caterpillar Coaster.




Charlie's newest prize possession is a little blue unicorn he won playing this fishing game


This Brahman was pregnant, and due to calve and day


Checking out the baby chicks with daddy


At the antique tractor exhibit


Headed home, hopped up on funnel cakes

Kitty Sitting

My co-worker was out of town last week, and Charlie and I went over to hang out with her kitty, Haley. Charlie was a little freaked out by how mobile she was - like jumping on the back of the couch by his head! - but also really excited about playing with her.









On the way home, Charlie asked where Haley's mommy and daddy were - her kitty mommy and daddy. I started to tell him that she got lost from her parents, but then realized that might be vaguely terrifying - get lost from your parents, then get taken home by random strangers. So I changed course midstream and tried to explain that animals don't live with their parent as long as human kids do. So Haley struck out on her own, and then decided to live with my co-worker. No nightmares so far.

Charlie then told me I was a mommy kitty. I said, "How so?" He looked at me like I was a fool, and answered, "You don't have a penis." Hard to argue with that.

Asheville

We spent the past few days in Asheville - I was there for the NC Public Health Association Meeting, and the boys came along to play! We had a great time, and with the leaves just starting to change, it was gorgeous.

At the Western NC Nature Center




Lounging poolside


View from the Grove Park Inn's patio


Outside the Grove Park's spa


At the Pack Place Science Center - I was so amused by this! Where in the world did this child learn how to iron? It certainly wasn't at our house . . .

Oh Boy

Last week, something happened that I've heard is inevitable, but that I've been dreading nonetheless. Charlie was in the yard, holding a stick, and said, "Look, Mama, I have a gun!" I was feeling a little grumbly about it, but Evan talked me down by reminding me of all the things he's been pretending that don't involve weaponry . . .

Deep-sea diver


Explorer


Ballerina


Sous-chef


Beach bum




Maybe he won't turn out to be a sniper after all!

Yoga

Charlie joined me for some prenatal yoga this morning . . .

Getting centered


Belly breathing


Downward facing Charlie


Child's pose


He didn't hang around for shavasana!

Dino Week

This week, Charlie's preschool class is talking about dinosaurs, so he is in heaven! Today, the kids were asked what happened to the dinosaurs, and their teachers wrote down their answers. One of Charlie's buddies said they went to jail because they were so mean. Here's what Charlie had to say on the subject:

"I think they died before paleontologists came because volcanoes came. And the meat eaters ate dinos and chased away the paleontologists."

Logic? Not so much. But you gotta love the paleontologists being chased away by dinosaurs.